COMING SOON

A Distinguished Game for Distinguished Drinkers

9 BARS.
1 WINNER.
0 EXCUSES.

The only pub golf app that matters. AI picks the bars. You pick the caddy. The cards do the rest. Augusta National rules with Saturday night energy.

⛳You're on the tee sheet. First round's on us.
SEE WHAT'S COMING

WHAT'S IN THE BAG

BUILT FOR NIGHTS
YOU WON'T REMEMBER

🤖
AI COURSE GENERATION
Drop your city. The AI finds the bars, picks the drinks, sets the par, and maps the route. You just show up and try not to get carded.
PREMIUM
📊
LIVE SCORECARD
Real-time scoring with a live ticker, progress bar, and leaderboard. It's like having ESPN for your bar crawl. Every sip counts.
🟨
PENALTY CARDS
Spill your drink? Yellow. Fall over? Yellow. Two yellows? Auto red. Throw up? Straight red. The caddy's word is law.
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MULTIPLAYER SYNC
The caddy controls scoring. Everyone else joins with a code and watches live. No more arguing about who's winning.
🏆
AWARDS NIGHT
The Pro. The Bogey King. The Hazard. Clean Round. Earned based on actual performance. Share the winner graphic before your hangover kicks in.
PREMIUM
🎭
MYSTERY MODE
Can't see the next bar until you get there. Walking blind into whatever the AI picked. Doubles the chaos. Triples the stories.

THE PLAYBOOK

FOUR STEPS TO
BECOMING A LEGEND

01
BUILD THE COURSE
Enter bars manually or let the AI scout your city. It finds real bars, assigns real drinks, and builds a walking or driving route. Budget-friendly or go all out.
02
ASSEMBLE THE SQUAD
Add teams, name your players, and pick the caddy. That's the heavyweight. The person who can handle both the drinks and the responsibility.
03
PLAY ALL 9
Hit each bar in order. The caddy tracks every sip, issues cards without mercy, and keeps score. Everyone else follows along live on their phone.
04
CROWN THE CHAMPION
Lowest score takes the trophy. Awards are handed out. The winner graphic hits the group chat. Rematch gets called before anyone sobers up.

THE PENALTY SYSTEM

PLAY DISTINGUISHED
OR PAY THE PRICE

YELLOW
+1 STROKE
RED
+4 STROKES

Bathroom at a water hazard? Carded. Spill your drink? Carded. Excessive slurring? Believe it or not, carded. Two yellows convert to an automatic red. The caddy enforces. No appeals.

GET ON THE
TEE SHEET

The clubhouse opens soon. Drop your email and be first to tee off.

⛳You're on the list. See you on the course.
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